Simon Scott has come up with this witty ditty to the tune of 'Snooker Loopy'
Sergei Rebrov nuts are we,
him and you and them and me,
he'll show you what he can do,
in the famous Tottenham white and blue,
score for Spurs - and we'll sing
For White Hart Lane's Ukranian king,
So all you Gooners can get (??) off,
We've got Serg-hi Reb-rov.