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  • THE 12 JOKES OF CHRISTMAS

    Have a laugh with these Christmas crackers ….

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  • What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

    It's Christmas, Eve!

    What’s a dog’s favourite carol?
    Bark, the herald angels sing. 

     What's green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?

    Mistle-toad!

    What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

    A Christmas Quacker!

    Who is Santa's favourite singer?
    Elf-is Presley!

    What do angry mice send each other at Christmas time?
    Cross mouse cards

    Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

    They always drop their needles!

    Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
    A mince spy!

    What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

    Tinsilitis!

    Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
    He was picking his nose

    Two snowmen were standing in a field. One said, "Can you smell carrots?"

     What does Father Christmas do when his elves misbehave?
    He gives them the sack 

    WIN A GOODY BAG!

    DO YOU KNOW A GOOD CHRISTMAS JOKE?

    Send us your funniest Christmas joke(s) and three lucky winners will receive a Spurs goody bag.

    Email: onehotspurjuniors@tottenhamhotspur.com

    Make sure you include Christmas Jokes in the subject line, along with your full name and age, as well as your parent or guardian’s full name, address and contact email and mobile/landline number.  

    We want to be able to let you know if you have won!

    The competition closes at 5pm on Tuesday 13 December, and our winners will be notified by telephone or email.